Apomorphic

apomorphic-non ancestral 
monophyletic-taxa decent ancestor common decendants included
plesiophyletic-dillugd traits on all descendants 
synapomorphic-shared and derriv'd traits
paranoiomorphic-fear struck character glued
vestigial-baby cry cry for mommy 'll never come to your aid
fail'd to adapt, tantrum-lover sodomiser
electron-loose, no direction known you are unknown nothing you did will grow
dwarfophyletic-derrived leprechaun, a midget, lineages leading to dwarf characters
planktonic-drifitng lifetsyle, ifting through magazines timeless bore no fruit a bored fuck
republican/democrat-synomimous louse lousy breast feeding need pap from collective social tap faucet failed to nurture your minute nugget too unsure too insecure
nothing you do will ever bear fruit and you know it keep phallic feeding off your corporate diplomats let their lard blanket you from the cold of your own stone frozen heart cracked beyond repair 

aryan doormat-flat too flat stepped on too many times wiped the ass of coutnless mimes pretending, surrndering to their demands, commands nothing keep looking for poppa, he's bound to be found, right? look in pain stores, in studios in classes seminars, semen jars and whatever you can find to mend your scars awww.....michelangelo laughed at you?
delacroix stabbed your eye with his brush?
did da vinci invent you a tantrum boat?
oh, ow is rubens faring? did his rubenesque ass sit on you too hard? baby itting you say?
let me call seurat to paint your brain with one drop of oil
hey verocchio! get your stick outta there
im sorry did i interrupt anything?
the mayans were right, his is a world of light

skin especially

almost forgot, Alcaraz is more famous than you are!